I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
wow bdsm is so cute
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