i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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