The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
