batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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