She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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