he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If I die, sorry about rent.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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