Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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