Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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