Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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