okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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