No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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