We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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