ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She even gives head with a lisp.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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