is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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