You can't special order awesome
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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