I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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