I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
40s are totally the cure
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
