Define "chronic" masturbator.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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