Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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