You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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