Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it's like heaven, but drunker
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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