id be glad to
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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