sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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