I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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