i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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