so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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