butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
false alarm, still single
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