I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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