She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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