Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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