You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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