so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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