Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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