Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just high enough for therapy.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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