what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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