So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
