soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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