Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Randomize
