if you like me you must not know who I am
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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