No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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