Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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