Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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