It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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