just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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