my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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