I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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