Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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