office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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