Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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