Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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