The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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