i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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