i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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