You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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