glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
