remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
