wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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