I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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