Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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