Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Everything about him screamed your future.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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